PWEH (LISTEN HERE, BARDE-SLUTS)

NYEAAAAAAHUUUWAH.

(I BET YOU FIVE MILLION PICARATS YOU DONT OWN ME. BUT GUESS WHAT?)

PWEHHHHHUUUNYEHH.

(I OWN ME.)

NYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

(AND I CAN TELL YOU THAT I WOULD NEVER JUST SLAM MYSELF AGAINST A DAM. I RARELY WALK OUT OF FUCKING WATER.)

PWEH.

(BUT LET’S SAY YOUR IDIOTIC THEORY IS CORRECT.)

NYEH.

(SAY I ACTUALLY DID RAM AGAINST THE TOWN DAM BY MISTAKE.)

NYEAAAAAAAAAAH!

(I STILL GOT A ROCK TO THE FACE ANYWAY.)

NYEAAAAAHUUUUWAAAAAAAHNYYYYYYYEH!

(IS THAT FUNNY TO YOU!? DO YOU STILL GET YOUR KICKS OUT OF KNOWING I GOT A ROCK TOSSED AT ME, KNOWING I WAS SQUEALING AND CRYING IN THAT LAST CUTSCENE?)

Nyeeeah.

(And if you say yes, you really disgust me as a puzzler.)